- [Because of course he does] Trump Wants General Milley Charged With Treason for Making Him Look Stupid — Vanity Fair | HIVE
- [Because of course they are] Anti-Vaxxers Are Now Gargling Iodine to Prevent COVID-19 — Rolling Stone
- An alleged Capitol rioter says his ankle monitor beeps too loudly. He wants a judge to let him remove it — WaPo
- [No Sh*t, Sherlock Dept.] Murphy, after viewing storm damage, says N.J. needs new playbook for extreme weather — POLITICO
- [Hey, get a load of THIS A-hole!] GOP Rep. Madison Cawthorn Accused of Bringing Weapon to School Board Meeting
- [Hey, get a load of THIS A-hole!] She’s One Of Congress’s Leading Progressives — Just Not In Her Own Office, Staffers Say –BuzzFeed.News
- [Because of course they are] A pro-Trump group organizing a DC rally for Jan. 6 defendants lost its tax-exempt status — but is still claiming donations are tax-deductible — Business Insider
- [Because of course he did] Trump ignored pleas to intervene during Capitol riot and kept watching the violence unfold on TV instead, book says — Business Insider
- [Any nobody is surprised in the least] Just another Republican pedo — The Baltimore Sun
- [And no one is surprised in the least] Florida Councilman Who Mocked Dr. ‘Falsey’ Fauci Is Hospitalized With Severe COVID — The Daily Beast