- [Hey, get a load of THIS A-hole! Part I] ICU Doc Shows What ‘Anxious and Scared’ Gov. Greg Abbott Did After COVID-19 News — HuffPo
- [No Sh*t, Sherlock Dept.] Team Trump’s ‘Free Speech’ Platform Has a Child Porn Problem — VICE News
- [And no one is surprised in the least] Voting Machine Tampering Is Coming From Inside The MAGA House — The Bulwark
- [Because of course they did] Texas leaders raked in millions from energy companies after the collapse of the state electrical grid in February, report shows — Business Insider
- [Hey, get a load of THIS A-hole! Part II] Surprise: Texas Governor Who Insists COVID Is No Big Deal Tests Positive for COVID — Vanity Fair – HIVE
- Trump not back in office Aug. 13 despite QAnon, MyPillow predictions — MSNBC
- [Because of course he does] DeJoy maintains financial ties to former company as USPS awards it new $120 million contract — WaPo
- [Because of course they are] State Republicans Are Gambling with the Delta Surge — The New Yorker
- [Because of course she did] Rand Paul reveals in late financial disclosure that his wife bought stock in company behind remdesivir in February 2020 — CNN
- [No Sh*t, Sherlock Dept.] Face-Like-A-Foot Is Going to Get Someone Killed — The Root