- THINGS THAT WILL MAKE ZERO DIFFERENCE: U.K. to ban junk food advertising online and before 9 pm on TV from 2023 — The Guardian
- [No Sh*t, Sherlock Dept.] Make Election Day a national holiday — The Brookings Institution
- [Hopefully they both die] Another billionaire space battle is brewing — AXIOS
- Cruz Pretty Sure Critical Race Theory Same Deal As KKK Burning Crosses — Wonkette
- [Call me when the Senate passes this] House committee approves bill that could break up Amazon, Apple, and Google — Ars Technica
- [1984 Writ Large; not news b/c it will not survive court] DeSantis signs bill requiring Florida students, professors to register political views with the state — Salon
- [Oh, twenty million? Well, problem solved!] Democratic Group Will Pour Twenty Million Dollars Into Voting Rights Efforts — NYT
- [Because of course they are] Right-Wingers Who Demanded Kamala Harris Visit the Border Are Now Mad She’s Going — The Daily Beast
- [No Sh*t, Sherlock Dept.] Republicans Want You (Not the Rich) to Pay for Infrastructure — NYT
- [Never forget that in addition to being a traitor, Trump is a petty little bitch too] — USA Today