- [Hey, get a load of THIS A-hole!] Andrew Giuliani, Rudy’s spoiled and selfish Son, is working out his daddy issues in a doomed campaign for governor –New York Magazine
- [And no one will be surprised in the least] McCaffrey: Eventually Russia will leak what it had on Trump — MSNBC
- [Just another GOP traitor] Senior Senate Republican wants to make President Biden a ‘half-term president’ — WaPo
- [No Sh*t, Sherlock Dept.] Lifelong Exercise Adds Up to Big Health Care Savings — NYT
- [Because of course he said that] Gov. Greg Abbott says power grid better than ever as Texans asked to cut back electricity use — The Texas Tribune
- [Scam-coins are being pushed by absolute imbeciles] Kim Kardashian West and other influencers are being paid to advertise cryptocurrency on social media — CNBC
- Some Reporters are A-Holes — POLITICO
- [What else did you expect?] Amazon is about to share your Internet connection with neighbors. Here’s how to turn it off —
- [Because of course (But seriously, what the eff is wrong with these Goddamn c-suckers?)] GOP congressman refuses to shake hands with D.C. police officer who protected the Capitol on Jan. 6 — WaPo
- Did Face-Like-A-Foot Just Bump Into the Shamelessness Ceiling? — Esquire