- [Because of course they do] Republicans pledge allegiance to fossil fuels like it’s still the 1950s — The Guardian
- [No Sh*t, Sherlock Department] Republicans More Hesitant of Getting the COVID-19 Vaccine: UC San Diego Study — 7 San Diego (CBS local)
- [Because of course] Russia warns Disney against distributing short film featuring gay character — Reuters
- Not “News,” but definitely really cool — River Runner
- [Weird, because he was happy to support Russia’s stooge, Trump] Senate Republican: “You really have to treat Russia like it’s virtually a criminal enterprise” — The Hill
- [Still not news; still a waste of time] Support for ‘Expel Face-Like-A-Foot’ Petition Doubles In a Week to 200,000 Newsweek
- Republicans Are as Excited for Trump’s Upcoming Rallies as They Are for Their Next Colonoscopy — Vanity Fair – HIVE
- [No Sh*t, Sherlock Department] Stimulus Checks Substantially Reduced Hardship, Study Shows — NYT
- [Because of course] Rep. Foxx (R; Hypocrisy) Who Opposes Legalization Owns Quite a Lot of Stock in Pot — truthout
- [Too Chickensh*t to mention Trump by name] Paul Ryan criticizes GOP in speech mapping out vision for conservatives — Milwaukee Journal Sentinel