- [No Sh*t, Sherlock Department] Arizona election auditors found the voting data that Trump claimed had been destroyed as part of a plot to deprive him of victory — Business Insider
- [Because of course they are] Taxpayers Are Still Paying for Jared Kushner to Pretend to Be Important — Vanity Fair – HIVE
- Liz Cheney calls her replacement Elise Stefanik ‘complicit’ in Trump’s ‘big lie’ — The Independent
- [Because of course not] Students For Trump Co-Founder Ryan Fournier Not Real Into Whole ‘Honor Among Thieves’ Thing — Wonkette
- [Because of course] GOP pollster Frank Luntz claimed to be impartial — but was paid by Ted Cruz during 2018 Texas race
- NOT NEWS UNTIL IT HAPPENS: Palm Beach County prosecutor says Gov. Ron DeSantis can’t stop Trump from getting extradited to New York if he’s indicted — Business Insider
- NEWS ABOUT NOT NEWS: Ignore the hype of Republicans threatening to ‘break away’ over Trump — The Guardian
- Amid threats to patriotic members by only treasonous Trump supporters, House [including treasonous Trump supporters] to vote on new security — AP
- [Party of Sabotage] As more Americans get vaccinated, forty-one percent of Republicans still refuse COVID-19 shots — PBS News Hour
- [No Sh*t, Sherlock Department] Brian Williams Suggests Sen. Ron Johnson is Either a “Witting or Unwitting Asset of Russia” for Deriding Vaccines — Mediaite