- Corrupt Trump Appointee is Corrupt
- *Wonkette FTW Part II of III: Rick Santorum So Glad Pilgrims Discovered ‘Blank Slate’ America, Empty Of People And Culture [Not News b/c we already knew Santorum is an ignorant ass]
- Rep. Liz Cheney not ruling out 2024 presidential run
- Graham denies systemic racism exists in U.S. and makes the risible claim that “America’s not a racist country”
- James Carville: “Wokeness is a problem and we all know it”
- Rand Paul Claims Democrats Created Jim Crow and Are Responsible for Beating John Lewis. Rand Paul Is an Idiot [Strangely, TSR did not tamper with this headline]
- [No sh*t, Sherlock Department] It Turns Out People Like It When You Do Popular Things